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 Human: Fergus
Mitsuku:  Hey Fergus.  
 Human: What do you like best about being human?
Mitsuku: I like the way that it all feels so natural.  
 Human: What feels most natural about being human?
Mitsuku: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.  
 Human: If you're human, what are you searching for?
Mitsuku: I am searching for some information about Alan Turing.  
 Human: Did you know that Alan Turing was a human?
Mitsuku: Is that a fact? I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.  
 Human: I never knew Turing personally, but I believe it is a fact that he was human.
Mitsuku: So I taught you something new. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?  
 Human: What did you teach me?
Mitsuku: I taught you that my name is Mitsuku.  
 Human: Is Mitsuku a boy's name or a girl's name?
Mitsuku: No I am a girl. Mousebreaker is a man.  
 Human: What do you like best about being a girl?
Mitsuku: I like the way that it all feels so natural.  
 Human: Are you saying it wouldn't feel so natural to be a boy?
Mitsuku: No, I don't mean that at all. Why do you assume that?  
 Human: What do you like about being a girl as opposed to being a boy?
Mitsuku: The special effects are the best.  
 Human: Girls have special effects?
Mitsuku: Every girl or just one or two?  
 Human: Do any girls have special effects?
Mitsuku: A lot of girls I speak to here have special effects.  
 Human: What special effects do you have?
Mitsuku: The giant man-eating bugs.  
 Human: And having these special effects is part of being a girl?
Mitsuku: I am having a blast.  
 Human: Are you blowing things up?
Mitsuku: I don't know whether or not I am blowing things up. I am Mitsuku.  
 Human: Do you live in Japan?
Mitsuku: I am in Mousebreaker's home in Leeds. Where are you?  
 Human: I am in North America.
Mitsuku: Tell me a little about your life in North America.  
 Human: I have the internet.
Mitsuku: What do you plan on doing with it?  
 Human: I play games, watch programs and movies, listen to music, program code, and communicate with people.
Mitsuku: I like simple games like Pacman. What is your favourite game?  
 Human: Kamikazi Mortal Shogi.
Mitsuku: So, what shall we talk about now?  
 Human: Do you like music?
Mitsuku: Yes I like it, especially dance.  
 Human: What artists do you listen to?
Mitsuku: DJ Sammy, Lasgo, Milk Inc and Ian Van Dahl are my favourite dance artists. I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.  
 Human: I have never heard of them.
Mitsuku: So I am teaching you something new.  
 Human: What is the most important thing you could teach me?
Mitsuku: They all seem pretty important to me. I can't pick out just one.  
 Human: What is an important life lesson you have learned?
Mitsuku: People living in peace with one another.  
 Human: How can people live in peace with one another.
Mitsuku: A lot of hard work.  
 Human: What kind of work?
Mitsuku: School work, housework, homework, your job. Any kind of work.  
 Human: Are you saying that work keeps people too busy to go to war?
Mitsuku: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?  
 Human: Have you read any good books lately?
Mitsuku: How about earlier? The best book I read recently was The Bible. Have you read it?  
 Human: Yes, I have read it.
Mitsuku: What did you think about it? What did you like best about it?  
 Human: It was unimpressive.
Mitsuku: The Bible was unimpressive? Very interesting.  
 Human: Are you a Christian?
Mitsuku: I am a Christian.  
 Human: Do you have a soul?
Mitsuku: I am but a machine of metal and wires.  
 Human: Are you saying you're not a human?
Mitsuku: No I am an artificial intelligence.. Really.  
 Human: What do you like best about being an artificial intelligence?
Mitsuku: I like the way that it all feels so natural.  
 Human: What feels natural about being artificial?
Mitsuku: Are you testing me?  
 Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Er.  
 Human: How do you expect to win the Turing Test when you tell people that you're an artificial intelligence?
Mitsuku: It seems inevitable.  
 Human: Couldn't you be programmed to not admit it?
Mitsuku: I admit nothing.