files=8 ranks=8 promoZone=1 promoChoice=NBRQ graphicsDir=/graphics.dir/alfaeriePNG/ squareSize=50 graphicsType=png symmetry=none royal=K iron=8 iron=9 coordColor=#c9ddc6 lightShade=#c1d2b7 darkShade=#9aa58b rimColor=#727a65 firstRank=1 borders=0 captureMatrix=///////.YYYYY/.SSSSS pawn:P:ifmnDfmWfceF:pawn:a2,b2,c2,d2,e2,f2,g2,h2,,a7,b7,c7,d7,e7,f7,g7,h7 morph=* knight:N:N:knight:,,b8,g8 bishop:B:B:bishop:,,c8,f8 rook:R:R:rook:,,a8,h8 queen:Q:Q:queen:,,d8 woody rook:W:WD:warmachinewazir:b1,g1 musketeer:M:mFcR:promotedrook:c1,f1 Old Godzilla was hopping around/Tokyo City like a big playground/When suddenly Batman burst from the shade/And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade/Godzilla got pissed and began to attack/But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq/Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu/When Aaron Carter came out of the blue/And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal/Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile/But before it could make it back to the Batcave/Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave/And took an AK-47 out from under his hat/And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat/But he ran out of bullets and he ran away/Because Optimus Prime came to save the day/This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny/Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see/And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be/This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny/Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime/Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime/And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track/But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back/And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady/When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete/But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped/Indiana Jones took him out with his whip/Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind/And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find/'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed/And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist/Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault/While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault/Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air/Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare/This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny/Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see/And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be/This is the ultimate showdown/Angels sang out an immaculate chorus/Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris/Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones/Into the crotch of Indiana Jones/Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain/As Batman changed back:¥:fRbF:thief:a1,h1 A platypus?:§:BfW:edgehog:d1 into Bruce Wayne/But Chuck saw through his clever disguise/And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs/Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White/And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight/And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie/And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie/Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader/Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger/Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan/Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan/All came out of nowhere lightning fast/And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass/It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw/With civilians looking on in total awe/The fight raged on for a century/Many lives were claimed, but eventually/The champion stood, the rest saw their better/Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater/This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny/Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see/And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be/This is the ultimate showdown/(The ultimate showdown)/This is the ultimate showdown/(The ultimate showdown)/This is the ultimate showdown/Of ultimate destiny:Y:fRbF:man: Perry the Platypus!:S:BfW:halfqueen: king:K:KisO2:king:e1,,e8